Except for the part where he swam several miles to shore after surviving a plane crash into the ocean while in the Army. But hey, that’s like, everyday Joe stuff, amirite?

Dolph Lundren. End of discussion.

Another day (hour?) another poorly researched article by Hamilton Nolan. Wish this ritual had stayed at Gawker so I could just ignore them. Thanks a lot, Peter Thiel.

Pedro is apparently very upset that he gave that remark and wishes he could just take it back.