I drove SUVs for the first 11 years of my driving life but last summer I made the switch to a midsize sedan. I was thinking I’d hate it, and there are times when I miss the utility of just being able to throw all kinds of crap in the back of my Yukon, but I’ve really grown to love having a trunk. No more trying to…

That’s a good answer. Here in Michigan, it snows every week this time of year. If it’s just a couple of inches, you’re damn right I want my food delivered. If I have to drive to work in it, the delivery can too. If it’s a foot of snow, and the roads are seriously impassable, then I’m not gonna be a dick and force…

I’m the same way, man. Hell, I’m a Chiefs fan and didn’t really care if the Rams left. I thought the city would be smart to let them go rather than pay $400 million of tax money. It’s the way the NFL and that walking skin tag Stan Kroenke just pulled the fleece over the eyes of an entire city during the process, took…

Nobody questioned St. Louis’s ability to support three professional franchises when the Rams were actually worth a shit in the early 2000s. Kroenke ran the team into the ground, then got pissed people didn’t show up to watch that dumpster fire.

Happy to say I had all of these growing up except for number 1. That’s just becasue my mom would always start hollering about them not being street legal and I’d get a ticket blah blah blah. I’m not bitter about it or anything.

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When I lived there, I saw so many people drunk on the Red Line before 10:00 am. I still vividly remember a guy pounding a Steel Reserve tallboy on the Fullerton platform, crushing it in has hand, tossing it, and jumping on before the doors closed. It was 8:30 am.