"This is news? I've been packaging and selling a watered down product for years."

Alveoli Fail Mevoli

One does not simply order pizza in Mourdor's.

Hey look the rim is falling down...

I did not make this

"A belly dancer performs at halftime...It's fucking surreal"

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Answer: no such thing as too much cheese. WHO NEEDS TO POOP ANYWAY.

Suspended for tonight's game? What a shame. He's only a rookie, but his entire career to date has been spent aiming for the Nuggets.

These names form my favorite pickup line.

For fat, can't just look at BMI or weight to height ratios. Doesn't account for muscle or a different body habitus. Tyson Chandler is listed at 240 lbs but each leg probably weighs about 12 ounces.

BMI is shit. Why do people still use that? Rich Froning is 5'9" 195 lbs. Which means his BMI is about 29...borderline obese. He has less than 10% body fat. According to the CDC guidelines he should weigh between 125 and 169lbs. WTF?

Oh lord, BMI why do you exist

OH NO TGUS SUCKS KILL FOUST OMG CLARKSON IS GOD

That's for pork ribs. The Texas specialty is beef ribs (though most places offer both). Also, the regional variation of chili calls for beef, and not any beans (of any kind).

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Two wheels bad?

Did I miss the part that said how much she got paid?