Honestly, I don't remember watching TV through the eyes of a crackhead for the first 20 years of my life. Why the hell does it always look like crap when we go back to archive footage?

Since then, the Red Sox have won two titles, the Patriots two Super Bowls, the Celtics an NBA championship, and the Bruins a Stanley Cup. There's hope for everyone.

I'll give it a shot, but only because you referenced Redners.

Now just how exactly am I supposed to look at anything other than bacon when I'm in the bacon case?!

I will resist the urge to go on a Wawa vs. Sheetz tirade (I'm a Wawa advocate). You live in Reading, possibly the only area in the region where the chains coexist so you've surely had the opportunity to form you own opinion. Interestingly (to nobody except me, probably) points north and west of you are almost…

A door ding from the parking lot? Your car's totaled.

Mary Magdalene wasn't a prostitute in the Bible. It sucks that people think she was.

On the plus side, that Stillers one looks like it's been weaponized to the point that it could fend off Roethlisberger, so that's pretty useful.

There are a lot of reasons that couldn't work. Bye weeks come in weeks 4-12 of a 17 week season. If the season opener is on a Thursday, you can add another de facto bye week. But for weeks 2, 3, and 14-17, you wouldn't be able to schedule the games off of a bye. That doesn't even get into the logistics of ensuring the…

Missed this post, did we Drew?

"if you don't make the playoffs two straight years, you're out" - every NFL GM from now on

Yeah!! We can finally watch Oregon play Oklahoma State!!

TYPICAL; ED SNIDER TYPICAL.

Why don't we ask the people who are being caricatured instead of making decisions for them?

Who had 1 game in the Patrick Roy goes or does something crazy poll?

Unless you are this guy driving through Bolivia. Then you just cut holes in your hood.

but how do we sleep while our beds are burning?

I'm a little confused. I'm really not used to so little profanity in my foodspin articles.

What? where's Burneko? I demand abuse, dammit! Abuse and delicious, easy to follow recipes! But mostly abuse. This lady is entirely too nice.