You’re not from around here, are you?

My apologies to Puerto Rico.  First Maria, then mr paper towels, now Jake Paul

Slate may be the only comparable roof.  I put a standing seam metal roof on my house (one of the most expensive options) and it was a fraction of the price of these roofs.

Hey, if everyone’s dumb, then it’s the smart place to be!*

Plus, I doubt this is a problem anywhere except for major metropolitan areas.

Eh, I’m struggling to find outrage. Resellers are just trying to make a living, just like any other job. There’s nothing wrong with buying an off-brand item.  Eventually, the free market will probably drive down prices and things will stabilize.  If reselling is lucrative, more people will start doing it, the prices…

Pretty much. Plus people are complaining that a male would have a “genetic and/or biological advantage.” Yeah, well so does everyone who is the best at their respective sport. Life isn’t fair, get over it.

Joe Rogan is doing the same thing as John Oliver. Oliver (who I love) always claims he’s not a journalist, but is only a comedian. Joe Rogan has a massive audience, interviews super important people, and is influential; but yet claims “he’s just a moron.”

One thing I’ve learned from Dr. Drew on his YMH podcast (your opinion of him may vary) but people on Meth love to talk to and argue with law enforcement but people on crack/cocaine avoid authority.  Seems like you may be correct in your assessment that she’s on meth.

In 2010 I worked as an intern for NRCS which designed and partially reimbursed environment protection projects (re: manure pits) for farms that had nutrient management plans and conservation plans. If I remember correctly, regular farmers received 75% of the cost and historically disaffected (re: African American or…

“If all I have to do to avoid this regular misery forever is wear a mask, I’m in.”

I heard a secondhand story about a lot of alcohol, a small snapping turtle, and a nipple of a man.

Pretty much. She ever heard of “no shirt, no shoes, no service?” No one complains about that. I’m sure she would have a lot to say if I sat next to her on the plane completely butt-naked. Private enterprise mandate any dress code they want*, that includes wearing a mask!

The town over from the one I grew up in rural Pennsylvania installed a raised roundabout at a intersection as a regular light wasn’t possible due a small airport being next to the light (not sure if it was a light thing, or a pole thing...IDK. Anyway a while later some yahoo (probably drunk) hit the thing dead center…

“severely addled”
Blame it on the sister fucking...

I am a white, hetero male wearing khakis, a polo, and a sweater, never had a bad interaction with cops, never used drugs, and worked for the Penn State Student Auxiliary police for 3.5 years, and even I get nervous around cops.

My wife and are are going to the big island of Hawaii in September, but I hadn’t looked into rentals yet. I’m sure you already know what the cheapest option was...the Wrangler. Which, BTW was only $560 for 8 days, which sounds VERY reasonable. Of course, that’s in September on the big island.  I tried May 3 thru 10…

Congrats! My wife and I have a trip to the big island of Hawaii in September. Between the price of parking at our hotel ($25 per day) and the cost of rental, we’re planning on just getting Lyfts everywhere. Although, right now Enterprise is quoting me a cost of $560 for 8 days for a Wrangler (the cheapest option),…

Yeah, my parents have brown eyes and brown hair, while my sister and I are both blonde hair, blue eyes. But my grandfather had blonde hair and blue eyes. So, like you said, eyes can be complicated.

This Jeep is so far gone, even by David Tracy standards, that this feels like an Onion article making fun of David Tracy.