This may be making me unpopular here, but I don’t see why I should be giving the same tip amount for takeout. Recording, organizing, and packing my order takes way less work then walking over with a menu, coming back to get a drink order, coming back for a food order, bringing the appetizers, bringing the main course,…

Haha, I’m crying! 

by which I mean, don’t add langoustines and habaneros

Really... “Bstrong?!?” At least Melania Trump’s” “Be Best” was spelled correctly...

As a staunch Christian:

I initially read it as “white staff.” Which I still can’t figure out which one would have been worse...

So basically, they are making so that the Big Mac has a normal amount of beef. I did 30 seconds of googling and discovered that a Big Mac patty is 1.6 ounces. So 4 patties would add up to a whopping 6.4 ounces (and $5.49); 1.6 ounces LESS than a double quarter pounder with cheese (which cheaper at $4.79), which has a…

Probably not, it’s likely in the terms and conditions...

Is that a drill in your pants, or are you just exited to see me? ;)

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and most of them stink!!!

I would think it would just as good to half or third the peppers, waffle them, then slice them. It would also be easier to maneuver, place, and remove a few halfs versus lots of strips.

A good TV food requires next to no attention paid to it.

Eh, I disagree you have to pay attention when you eat noodles, which takes your focus off the TV every time you take a bite, plus they can be messy. A good TV food requires next to no attention paid to it.

THIS!!! You’ll get (unofficially or unintentionally shamed) for taking a lot of PTO or branded not a team player. Those who don’t take much PTO will get a thumbs up while those who use a lot of PTO will be looked down upon. When you get a set amount of PTO, those who don’t use it are viewed as foolish for not using it…

THIS!!!

THIS!!!

It takes a lot to get ungrayed. Pretty much a writer has to take note of a funny or insightful comment (or a history of funny or insightful comments), and decide to ungrey/approved/follow you permanently. If this happens you’ll get a “The Takeout has decided to follow you” comment. The Takeout has generally less commen…

Aw man! I work in Hagerstown, Maryland, many, many miles away from Jamaica, but my favorite place to grab food is a Jamaican place where I get my food in a (wait for it) Styrofoam container! My order is oxtails, mac & cheese, and steamed cabbage (yes, I know I’m blasphemous for not getting the rice & peas). You can…

NO RAISINS!?! I realize that many people are anti-raisin and you do have the option for adding them, but the raisin flavor is a critical component of what makes Irish Soda Bread, Irish Soda Bread.

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