Just an incredible coincidence then.

a. You’re writing this on Jezebel.

Because you presumably took issue with it then?

What sport is this article about, exactly?

Congratulations, truly. You’ve proven once and for all that someone can be entirely polite, reasonable, and inoffensive, and still get flamed on this site. Holy fuck.

zero Inuit actresses AGAIN? #dobetter

No better indicator that #OscarsSoWhite worked than that the aggressively mediocre Hidden Figures was nominated for Best Picture of the year.

The “I want to write like Tommy Craggs”-ness of this is painful. Get your own voice.

Is the Matt Ryan MVP vote still embarrassing?

He stayed alive under Obama #justsaying

Another great Yankee.

Another great Yankee.

Mario Rivera was actually pretty bad.

I’m pretty sure he did. And Obama went down.

You had me up until you said that Hidden Figures was a good movie.

I love how Jezebel stops preaching feminism and turns into straight up high school mean girls whenever it’s a woman they don’t like.

You’re white. I’m sorry to break it to you.

Is there really not going to be a Gawker/Gizmodo/whatever Media post about this Chicago torture thing? Everyone is covering it at this point, and if the story here were a group of pro-Trump white peoole terrorizing a BLM member, Jezebel would have done ten articles on it.

When even Jezebel commenters have stopped pretending Ghostbusters was good...

*Writes another article calling Lena Dunham a bitch*