...or even Bruce Willy!

Maybe one will feature Liam Neesons!

Jordan Peele says he has four more “social thrillers” planned for the next decade.

lol. i love chesea peretti.

Agreed.

Indeed! And I also operate under the assumtion that if I find someone attractive that has no bearing on whether they find me attractive. I find lots of people attractive. I hope my wife does too. It’s boring to not find people attractive. finding someone attractive doesn’t mean I’m going to try to have sex with them.…

I have lunch every other week or so with a woman who works in my office. Sometimes we go to lunch at the same time and we both require nourishment so eating together makes sense. So far I have managed to avoid fucking her. I do this by not trying to fuck her. This also applies to all other women I know who are not my…

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I think the fact that none of these conservative male fuckwits have any women they think of as just friends speaks VOLUMES for their disdain for women as people. Because obviously for them, if a woman isn’t for fucking or marrying or knocking up, there’s just no reason to interact with her or care about her at all is…

The comments on that Matt Walsh post made me fucking crazy last night.

There are different cultures and traditions where a money dance is perfectly normal and part of the celebration and it’s definitely not “gross.” They’ve actually been around for a long time and there’s nothing wrong with them. If it’s not your thing, then you can choose something else. Personally, I always thought…

I still find it unbelievable that people don’t realize how fantastic she is — and I am not some college kid who just glommed onto her schtick. My favorite all-time musician is Leonard Cohen, and to me she is lyrically right up there with him.

The most fun I’ve had the entire wedding process was the post-wedding purge of all the crappy stuff we’d accumulated over the years, so I could replace it with the nicer stuff we got. Replacing my shitty post-college pots and pans with Calphalon made me really happy.

Come sit by me.

Devil’s Advocate: Don’t most people get a bunch of $ for graduating high school? I vaguely remember getting a few gifts as well, like laundry baskets and a pasta strainer. I don’t remember needing that much when I moved out. Just got married last year. It was mostly older people who gave us things, folks our age…

I’m telling you, though, that wedding registries exist for one reason: relatives.

We aren’t having an actual wedding, just an elopement now and a party a few months down the road after we’re settled into our new house. SOOOOO we went the TRULY tacky route of setting up a Honeyfund. Fight me. I don’t give a shit.

They rubber-stamped me to SSD hell. It didn’t matter that I had psychiatric records going back for years. No explanation, except that they had determined it to be so. It’s utter bullshit.

Yes. I did.