this horrifying thing and, later, a tamagotchi and a N64. god, did i *~need~* an N64.

Oh god. We had one of these called “Clip Clop the Wonder Horse.” While you would ride it it would audibly “clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop NNEEEEIIIIGGGHHHHH.” In the middle of the night one evening, in the room my sister and I shared, my older sister was riding that thing like she was headed off into her…

It’s completely legal to put on your flashers, slow down, and wait until you find a well lit place (this goes for at night on the interstate, too).