Of course they will. They will say 1) "I bought one and it was great." 2) In MY state, the cars are better than Certified Pre Owned and 3) "You are wrong."

Man boobs, old lady boobs, booby traps, boobs on traps. Skeletor has probably seen some shit... hence the lack of eyes which were most likely self inflicted.

Drive a 2000 Kia Sportage and you'll change your mind.

Even if it is serialized, the chance that someone scans the bill for that number is virtually 0. There is also no proof that you originally 'stole' the money at the point of sale anyway, you could say you got it as change somewhere else.

Halloween 2003 took place while I was in third grade,

Regardless what happened cops are trained to act calm regardless how citizens speak to them. You can bitch a cop out all you want, he still has to treat you in respectful manner. That's part of his job.

Carmax, they are the worst lowballers in the world. Much worse than craigslist lowballers. I take my lexus in awhile ago, a car worth bout $10k back then and they offer me $2 grand. I almost lost my mind. Screw Carmax and by extension, you Demurano

(Pretty sure you're trolling though. If so, well done, sir!)

Have you ever flown? Being stuck in a tube filled with strangers for hours on end is not an enjoyable proposition for most people. Being able to see a bit of the outside world helps alleviate these concerns.

JALOPNIK: "Drive [site traffic up by lazily reusing old reader engagements for "Another Go" and do so unapologetically and] Free[ly] or Die."

General Motors

The stickers are ruining it.

Dear Squids,

Aren't there Heisman Trophy winners that don't make it in the NFL?

Ever since I was a kid, I always heard that it was illegal to remove a mattress tag. Turns out that's totally not true. I'm not sure where or why this myth got started, but it seems like it's mostly based on poor wording. Mental Floss explains:

How can you make it ILLEGAL to NOT use a 3rd party to sell your products?

You suck Michigan!

You mean a WRX?