The House Negro of the Year Award is really seeing some action from strong contenders these last few days. Who will sleep well inside? Who will just be stuck in the Sunken Place for their efforts? There’s still time to campaign, so put your best feet forward!

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When Jim Rome is the least douchiest owner in your sport, you’ve got a problem.

He sounds great. When is his confirmation hearing?

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.