Re: Steven Tyler, I’m gonna guess that his supply of virgins’ blood is in the US, and he’ll age 50 years in an hour if heo doesn’t bathe himself in it. (As some of you may know, it’s very hard to ship bodily fluids overseas.)

So, the prolifers are all over this, right? Like, marching in the streets and the like? /s

Noooo, she’s not “possibly toothless”! She has iron teeth! Which is, literally, SO METAL. Iron-fanged crone powerrrrrrrr.

Sadly, my generation can no longer afford chicken-legged huts. The Baba Yaga dream should be accessible to all!

I need her chicken leg house.

screw you, Baba Yaga flosses her teeth with the sinews of weak wives like Melania

And most importantly, we think alike. “Baba Yaga hates karaoke, despises most people and really, really wishes everyone would just leave her alone.”

Baba Yaga mud mask? Would buy.

AW YISS my bright dawn, my red sun, and my dark midnight!

*shades in the upcoming palette “Horsemen”

YES

I’m anxiously awaiting a beauty box and an H&M capsule collection.

let’s dissect my statement.

Did you not see the photographs. They have pictures!

unsharted territory

It took WAY too long for us to get here.

I bet she’s working with this man: