I also love this kid so much...

"I'm trying to teach her 'Malala is the best'" in English.

In America she'd be called retarded.

Dude, who the fuck are you?

You really are delusional.

A little bit of both.

Who the fuck are you?

Waste of fucking time. Lol, trust me, nobody will help or even give a fuck.

You're gonna fail so fucking hard. And I'm going to enjoy watching it happen.

Saying homosexuality is equal to heterosexuality is not "sarcastic", dude...

I'm not taunting him. I'm trying to help him come to terms with his sexuality.

So you really are gay? Ha, I knew it. My gaydar never fails — 100.1 % success rate.

Jealous of the attention you're not given?

That's what all closet homosexuals say when they're confronted.

Tell me more about your vagina; it's exciting, daughter of two deacons.

You wrote a whole article about a penis.