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well you just commented on it looking atrocious. i was commenting on it TASTING delicious.

what a dumb thing to say, it's gravy and cheese curds on top of french fries; how can it NOT be edible??

America does not hate poutine. Because it's sooooo delicious.

except she doesn't have her scottish accent in this!

i don't like matt lauer, but bless him and his "holy men" comment.

actually, you know what i found worse? i think it was during the skeleton competitions, where they interviewed the americans who under-performed and you could tell they were on the verge of weeping out of the disappointment...

Yep, me neither. So...if they didn't do well on them did they not get to do the short and free skate or was the audience at home just befuddled at the scores?

I actually prefer Weir & Lipinksi's commentary to Hamilton & Co. I like that they point out all the little mistakes because as a casual viewer, I honestly can't tell why some get scored so high/low, especially when one seems to land all their jumps and another falls but still does well.

ugh bless you for pointing that out. i find it really creepy.

i know a bunch of people who moved to qatar for work. oddly enough, my gay friend is rolling deep in dick, apparently. he's quite popular over there. scares the shit out of me, though.

UGH THANK YOU. seamless garment, bitches.

oh man...have never heard of shrimp bobo before, but i just googled it. it looks/sounds ridiculously good.

i used to be a pretty picky eater too (with mostly vegetables) and honestly, the only reason i made a concerted effort to branch out was because i was embarrassed to be THAT person whenever we would go out to eat when i was in college (i went to school in new york, so there were so many food options!).

...marriage and children are not my long term goals, and I have yet to meet a woman who doesn't have those things on their list just after "1) Find man. 2) Alter his way of life completely."

yikes. i loved yeah-yeah so this is painful.

man i'm gonna have to join everyone else in the "what the fuck is wrong with you" pile.

i'm sure there's a subset of yankee fans that would be thrilled to watch jeter come out.

what the hell are these guys reacting to? i thought maybe backwards cap caught a home run, but there's no score...

uh, how about the "i don't have cable i just torrent everything" crowd?

oh my god, yes. it was perfect.