mustard and sauerkraut, duh.

i'm not sure why people don't understand this. i work for film festivals and the international directors that attend speak english well; however, whenever they do a q&a or an interview they almost ALWAYS request an interpreter. they just feel more comfortable talking about their craft in their mother tongue and they…

dude, wrong borough. they were up in the bronx.

i must admit, i thought the same thing. who are those kids, anyway?

well. i guess even at a young age, i knew i was not "camera-ready."

when i was a kid and people cursed on tv, my mom would tell me that "they're just getting paid to say that."

have never used it myself, but i've been able to look through it and watch the lady on the left take portraits with it. they were all pretty straightforward, so no manipulating the good, but it's still one of the coolest things i've seen.

wait. is the "lolmets" tag gone from deadspin?

wow how did no one notice this?

ha oh shit, we have three mutual friends.

anthony bourdain has quoted this song on an episode of "no reservations." also, elijah wood's puppetmaster dance is way creepier than this song.

i give no fucks, i loved the fuck out of wishbone even though i was a little too old for it.

In anticipation of the pending high note?

Ugh, Gallant was so holier-than-thou.

word. there are plenty of black hispanics in baseball.

but wait...what's going on with her at :20? is the video weird or is she not finishing her words??

yeah, i think the only thing i took away from this is that somehow the phrase "cunt punt" has escaped my notice for so long.

rip, fades. we will never know what could have been.

uh. homemade curry ketchup is freakin delicious to dip twice-fried french fries in.

+1 amen