thank you.

agreed...if dunkin donuts et al is your standard for figuring out whether you like doughnuts, you're doing it right. finding a good place that makes them fresh is the key. the addictive key.

i don't know who these trust fund hipsters are, because i haven't met one yet, and i live in greenpoint. no one i know lives off their parents' money nor off of some crazy trust fund.

let's face it, the word is totally meaningless now because everyone uses it to describe anyone that's not a total "square" or anything that's slightly left of center.

caaaaarpe diiiiiiem.

i don't wanna talk about her but someone always asks about her, so i tell them all my girlfriend's dead. i say it's leukemia or sometimes bulimia or a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her head.

kinja still sucks, months later.

honestly, i'm not really feeling the new kids too much, but i'm so here for the probation worker. it will be sad when he is (inevitably) killed.

you need to wait it out until the first episode of series 2. there's a moment near the end where i lose my shit every time.

or sounded just like dr. harmon.

nope, i had no problem with deviating from the comics, but i had a problem with flop lori and flop carl and mostly flop rick for starters.

aw did your team lost tonight?

...goes the dynamite.

since when does $17 = a day of work???