Why do people find the Kennedys so mystifying? I don’t know their whole story? Why the fuck should I?

I always thought that that was the point. That Homer, an under achieving idiot white guy got whatever he wanted; while Lisa, a brilliant and thoughtful person was constantly thwarted. That is society in a nutshell. Mediocre white men ruining everything.

Ted obviously has never seen the episode.

And I’m sure we’ll never have any problems with teachers mistaking mundane objects for firearms or panicking and opening fire because one of their students reached for his waistband.

I mean, if you’re arguing that you agree with Homer fucking Simpson, maybe just sit down and be quiet for a little while, Ted.

Here’s a story about a survivor being mistaken for the shooter by the police. Good thing no such mistakes could possibly happen by armed teachers with far less training than police officers!

Early Homer was lovable IMO. He is stupid, fat and lazy AND he loooooved his family. Then Peter Griffin happened and it turned into “who can be the worst cartoon tv dad”

Maggie once shot a guy, Homer is hugely negligent in his position of environmental oversight, Bart regularly commits fraud, and Marge is an ex-felon with a gambling addiction, but for some reason she’s the moral authority of the family. Sounds like the GOP to me.

Here’s one more: The sheriff’s deputy on duty at Parkland apparently lost his nerve during the shooting and never tried to engage the shooter.

Lisa is literally one of the best female cartoon characters ever. It’s funny that Ted thinks this is an insult. It’s only an insult if you’re a complete ignoramus. Everyone knows that Homer is a complete joke and parody. So it makes sense that Ted compared himself to Homer.

Why would this be unpopular? You’re stating facts. Hang on, answered my own question.

I haven’t watched The Simpsons in a long time, but Maggie is probably a nihilist.

Marge really should leave his fucking ass.

How is this statement in any way controversial, Ned?

Unpopular? The whole point of his character is that he’s a stupid, selfish oaf.*

*at least I assume that is still his character. I haven’t watched in in 15 years because...well, you know.

He has specifically stated that the treasure is not anywhere that’s dangerous to get to. I’m poor and I think this sounds fun. Adults should know better than to go out into the wilderness unprepared.

If you death wasn’t on the table it’s just a scavenger hunt. Those kids in The Goonies almost died a bunch of times.

Wait, he actually has ‘45' monogrammed on his shirts? Why not just go for the word YUUUGGE and a little arrow pointing to his liddle hands?

“We asked this famous bass guitar player to perform a song, and he performed it on the bass guitar! What the hell!”