Meanwhile, in “It’s Sad That This Needs To Be a Thing” News: sales of bulletproof children’s backpacks are surging..

In other news, we are having the largest gun show in south Florida this weekend in Miami.

Don’t you know there’s actually only 15 people at the FBI and they can only investigate one thing at a time?

Got myself in a huge twitter fight with people that defend Trump, NRA, gun laws and semi-automatic weapons AND THEY ARE FREAKING DUTCH not even American. Of course you can say the same about me :) But to hear a Dutch person say that Americans need AR-15s to chase away coyotes and bears and to defend themselves against…

Amen. Because letting him treat you this way? Won’t make him love you.

What he’s doing is cruel and unkind. He’s showing you who he is.

It is immensely unkind to say “we can be together now but at x point we’ll go completely dark and never speak again.” That sounds like a cruel and selfish move.

I just saw a Canadian skiier who announced to the camera while waiting for his score that his sister is single and looking for a boyfriend. I’m sure his sister is going to murder him, but I thought I kind of love people using their fame (however momentary) to look out for their family members’ love lives.

gives unwanted hugs, invades my personal space, stares at my tits saying, “Well I’m a man,” showed me porn at work

Don’t compare your burdens to others. That does really suck :( you’re allowed to complain!

When I was a MUCH younger man, this is exactly the kind of shit that I would do when I was drunk & alone. Avoid him. He’s reaching out because he doesn’t really know who he is yet or what he needs. He hasn’t “done the work”. He needs to grow up and learn to be a self-aware human being. Avoid his neediness.

Block this boy. He is not doing you any good. :-)

Oh yes, for sure. And I hope I didn’t come across as thinking that certain parts or configurations of parts are the sum total or even necessary for womanhood. Because I don’t at all.

I’m really sorry that you have this break-up looming.

I don’t get the pink pussy hat controversy. I think about it too though & try to understand it.

Interestingly, many of my closest friends are bi/queer femmes who are in relationships with men and feel like they don’t get to claim queerness anymore, which just makes me feel so sad.

This might be the only thing that would ever, in a million years, make me sign up for Twitter.

I’m really sorry. I’m sure you must be hurting a lot. But also, and this will be harsh, this dude sounds like an asshole. It is immensely unkind to say “we can be together now but at x point we’ll go completely dark and never speak again.” That sounds like a cruel and selfish move. I hope you will have the strength to…

Apologies if anyone else has already pointed this out, but just so we’re all aware Sally Field is trying to set up her son with Adam Rippon via twitter and it’s simultaneously the cutest and the most embarrassing mom thing ever.

Oh man, I went through something similar a few years ago. It sucks.