I had a really, really great weekend with the new guy I’m dating, so I was out of touch with reality for a blessed few days.

I bet he’s even enjoying steak again.

I don’t believe your story because rape culture is not real.

Families like that piss me off. There was a rape case here in Chicagoland over a decade ago, despite the crime being on video and some of the defendants skipping the country for several years, they were acquitted. After all of the the father of one of the defendants wrote a book about how mistreated his son was. The…

Did they give us an update on whether or not he is able to enjoy steak again? I’ve been so worried about that.

A local news outlet republished the statements made by his father and his female friend this morning, and I felt the fury of a thousand suns all over again.

My guess is that Brock is trying to get off the sex offender registry. Daddy’s friends will always give him a job, but the sex offender registry is its own nasty beast that he can’t buy his way out of.

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Isn’t it bizarre? I feel young, I don’t look all that different, but I’m OLD NOW.

I am very, very, very upset that you, my fellow gen-x’er called attention to our cohort having gone to high school before many here were born. Sorta kidding, sorta horrified. Lateish 40s have become a total mindfuck for me.

Dr. Luke didn’t want anyone to take Kesha seriously or know how talented she is because then she might gain enough autonomy to get away from him. He autotuned the fuck out of her. He forced her to write vapid party songs and then bullied his way into songwriting credits. He’d lock her in the booth for hours. He…

I’m a tail-end Gen-Xer myself, so I’m thinking of Ralph from Christmas Story or Chunk from Goonies as child actors who went on to do other things. Then I got to thinking about how it different it would be if Paris Jackson became a college professor or something. Clearly I need more sleep and less Dayquil.

Sure, but that’s confirmation bias. You hear way more about the celebrity kids who themselves become celebrities and almost nothing about those who don’t.

As an alumnus of Beverly Hills High, I can assure you that plenty of my classmates - including the children of the most well known celebrities - went into those mundane professions.

But even though he was a playboy, he was a prude, colleagues said.

How could she know he sexually harassed people at work? None of this is on her. He is the only guilty party here.

“You do NOT DESERVE my fluffypanted adorability, you monster. UNHAND ME AT ONCE.”

“Women are the wave of the future”? Since the evolution of humans, haven’t we...uh...always existed?

See, it’s good, to me, that we’re in the habit of asking every A-list actor who continues to work with Woody Allen why they’re doing that.

I see where you are coming from. I really do.