and they are.... odd

Nah, we’re good.

There are a lot of black women (and men, for that matter, and non-binary folks) who are worrying about a pandemic AND their hair. This includes black people who are essential workers.

lol did Ashley ever say COVID isn’t serious and people aren’t dying? No. She’s writing a story about how a subset of people are affected by shelter in place orders and the pressure Black women face regarding their hair and appearance. What, you want every single article put out by Jezebel to be about how many more…

Black people can worry about the state of a global pandemic and their hair breaking off at the same time.

I wish it could take out Trump voters only, honestly. Don’t even feel bad typing that. 

With every job loss or sick family member notification I receive from an acquaintance who voted for Trump, I experience schadenfreude so powerful I’m afraid it might metastasize into something permanent, like glee, or apathy. 

I’d say maybe a third of it’s based in their anti-science beliefs and a third in the love of money. The other third is their endless desire to think of themselves as a persecuted minority. In their version of the world, big lib’ral gummint is always coming for their guns, Bibles, pregnant teens, and freedoms. Just like…

I live in Queens, NY. It’s the hardest hit County in the country. For the past weeks I’ve been hearing stories of a friend of a friend of a friend, or a Client’s brother-in-law, expecting it to get closer. Yesterday it did. A friend from childhood has been hospitalized since Wednesday. His wife has been hospitalized…

Whatever. At this point I’m so turned-to-stone jaded and resentful that one of the few hopes I cling to is that COVID-19 rips through Evangelical communities like wet paper. It already looks as though red states are primed to take the full brunt of this pandemic at its peak, and...yeah...fuck ‘em. They voted, prayed,…

In America, celebrities are treated as experts on all topics. Thats why we have a celebrity as president of the country. Its fucking stupid.

Add also: feeling bad about the amount of tv you let the kids watch, wondering if you're damaging them irreparably with your constant worrying and frowning, trying to stop them from eating every quarantine snack in the house.... 

Right? I think any celebrity giving live advice (any time, but now more than ever) should have to disclose all of the services and staff they use/employ to allow them to live that way. Especially those celebs with kids. It should be like the fine print that comes with prescription drug ads.

Trying to work with an elementary school kid that needs to log on to his Google classroom and complete hours worth of homework plus twin toddlers is hard enough, Gwyneth, not to mention cooking, cleaning, laundry, and all other things it takes to be a working human and parent at the same time. I am so tired of people…

Thank you! I'm  a litttttttle fed up with hearing about all the free time people have right now since I've had to stay up til midnight to read Jezebel and pee by myself. Like I try to explain to childless people, trying to clean the house while the children are home is like brushing your teeth while eating oreos.

Leave it up to the 1% to list "cooking" among the things they've always wanted to try. 

I had no idea this was a thing.

They’ve been married just a couple years and Harry has already engineered an historic break from the royal family. That isn’t doing nothing.

Joan, maybe it’s better that you leave Royals coverage to Kelly Faircloth. You clearly loathe them, and I come to Jez for snark, not “loathing! unadulterated loathing!”

A friend of mine was in a grocery store yesterday. Although the store asked customers to buy a maximum of 5 bottles of hand sanitizer, she observed a lovely gentleman clear the entire shelf of product. Like, dozens of bottles. When asked politely by staff not to take the last of their supply, he screamed that he was a…