Um pretty sure he should resign because he is a hypocritical, Bible thumping, dick - whatever about masturbating thing.

More GEORGE ZIMMERMAN PUNCHED IN THE CROTCH stories!

This horse is f’d up because aside from being filled with coke it looks like its eye is where its mouth is supposed to be. Or maybe it looks better after $11million worth of key bumps? Just sayin'.

Could be simplistic but I wonder if she had been a male or something would they have spotted her as being a danger to others earlier on. Or perhaps had someone said she might be a danger to others earlier on that people didn’t take it seriously?

Very true. Borderline Personality Disorder seems benign compared to what happened here.

What’s up with Steven Tyler’s face he looks like the little fox-terrior dude in Labyrinth.

I still can’t believe they have a tour. Who’s buying tickets to a 5H tour? Like I could see the opening of a really fancy grocery store, but a full world tour? However I too am old, so maybe that’s why I don’t get it.

Leaving Wilmer Valderrama is not just a good idea but a Hollywood past time/drinking game.

So James Franco is playing himself?

As my grandma would say she makes me want to “slap the black off of her” - but I’m not sure that’s possible in her case.

Thank you! I’ve been wondering who they’we trying to fool with that “pro women” branding. Next time they tell me I owe taxes I’ll just not pay them and say that I’m being pro-IRS and see how that works.

This is actually the most charitable thing he’s done - not associating his sh*t name with any decent organization.

No, but I know what I’m doing on my “coffee break” today.

Everything else in this world sucks and is now dead to me after this gif. Thank you.

The man went from Rita Ora to Taylor Swift. Even if Swizz is a walking sack of GDP this is not an improvement. Maybe he should try NOT dating media whores and fame sluts.

Yes, fuck all that Demi noise - dude should totally get the cheeseburger.

I’d say she’s a thug, but that’s an insult to thugs. She’s a dipshit.

This may be the only time the New York Post can be accused a fact-based reporting.

Maybe they’re starting a new station called DNN where they’ll cover Douchebags 24/7 and they need an expert commentator.

I’m happy someone’s jumping in here to remind them to unify and support other people whose only real job qualification is a random consequence of DNA.