Bieber to stylist: I'm looking for something that says, "Leather Daddy."

@Fouineuse: The baggy-pantsed thief. Thanks.

@ElphabaSkywalker: Thank you. That's hysterical.

@Polyandthenomials: So. Annoying.

@StaunchCharacter: NEVER liked this song.

Annoying and embarrassing song that I've had stuck in my head all day in the reply (because I don't want to even suggest I'm saying - hey y'all, here's a cool song).

I got a slightly later version of Mystery Date at a yard sale when I was a kid - like 6 or 7. Playing it made me feel all fluttery in a way I didn't quite understand . . .

@HelloKitty: Yes. The weird thing was there was no argument and I didn't dislike the haircut. I was never rude to her or anything like that. She just didn't like me for some reason or didn't like that experience.

@StaunchCharacter: My hairstylist broke up with me a few years ago. I asked her to cut my very long hair to just above the shoulder. I just wanted it shorter and was in one of those my-life-is-changing-my-hair-needs -to-change moments. I gave her some guidelines, but put myself in her hands.

Long story about the stylist that broke up with me in the reply.

I call them boobs, but my aunt always called them - I'm going with a phonetic spelling here - buh-zee-ahz-ums

Fave exchanges from this episode:

@LivingCMYK: Yes, I did try eH tentatively back in my online dating phase. They let you go a certain distance without paying. I didn't get matched with anyone that seemed to have shared interests. Maybe we would have been emotionally compatible, but what would we do together? I think it's just another function of…

@chloros: Yeah, doesn't sound like it's for you.

@yeimi: Your story's awkward, too!

@alwaysapropos: Ugh, that bites. And you're trapped behind the bar having to listen to them!

I live in a smaller town and I tried Match a few years ago. I went out with three or four people and it was OK. The pool is kind of small and I didn't share common interests with the majority of the guys on there (a lot of hunting and NASCAR).

@Splitskies (aka bananaballs): When I was in 8th grade.

"If I was your woman, oh, the things I'd do to you.

Is it just me or does Christina Ricci not look like Christina Ricci?