Gotta say guys. The quality of this site has really gone down the drain. Get back to what you do best instead of crafting click bait.

You are the hero we deserve.

omg can you imagine if there’s another cold war and they blame a Jalopnik sub-blog for it

Reminds me a story I always share, towards those who act immaturely about their cars, and what happens with them.

In spanish, there is a type of music which I call spanish country music, called “corridos” and this one in particular tells the story of a man and his car. One day his kid approaches the car and is playing…

There is an old African proverb that has been passed down from the ancestors through generations of black people that goes like this: “Never trust anyone who lets people put their feet on the couch.”

It really hit me when we had to do class projects in 3rd grade and I did mine on the Titanic because the movie had just come out so it was easy to obtain magazines and information about it. I made a replica Titanic out of a empty plastic cat food container because that’s all there was around my house. At the time I…

Turns out, there’s a clever engineer working at Suzuki that owns a 96 Cappuccino with a blown engine.

I applaud the added detail of the wires

roof racks you idiots!

Rachel, you posted THE gif. Not anything to add except you the woman!

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert

Can we talk about how they turned the air vent grill into the entire dash in a way that looks so fucking good?

As a supposedly-passionate millennial in the tech industry myself, I have two things to say:

I only haul one thing and that’s ass, how much ass can this haul?