THIS REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF THIS DATE I HAD WITH A PHOTOGRAPHER.

How did your family find out about you doing comedy and have they always been supportive of your comedy career?

Lu is not impressed

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#SERVICEJOBS Seriously, I've done most service jobs—food service, call center, canvassing, and child care. Each has its own fantastic stories.

I WORKED IN A CALL CENTER. THE STORIES. Can I just mention the incredibly awkward conversations that happened when customers tried to hit on me? I was of age, but it was my way of getting out of these conversations for the most part....

I disagree. I had so many fantastic regulars who were minorities (immigrants and non-immigrants) who tipped me well and treated me really well.

I used to work at a bakery. My FAVORITE situation was after I sold this woman a loaf of bread. She comes back a week later while I'm working with half the bread gone—and a giant bite mark into the remaining portion. She tells me that the bread has gotten hard and she wants a full refund. I asked her if she left…

Aussie 3 minute miracle. After taking a night shower and washing your hair, just leave it in your hair and don't bother washing it out.