I just love the animations and interactions between the boy and the creature. It really feels intimate and organic, especially if you’ve ever had your own pet cat or dog.

No one dies but Trico gets beaten up pretty bad! The kid too...

This was actually a selling point for me. Went and found a thread on reddit before I bought it. Trico reminds me waaay too much of a cat I lost last year (and the thought of seeing it die in game was too much for me to attempt to sit through).

But now I can play!

My prediction: Ellie and Joel’s relationship will completely deteriorate over the course of this game, and there will be a very messy “break-up” - either one of them leaves, or someone has to kill the other one.

People give my girl Mercedes Porsche Washington Carter bull shit too it’s raycist

I hate to tell her this, but every human being shoulders a lot of shit without appreciation.

That’d be a little tricky considering how much up and down(Y axis) precision you’re required to use during gameplay.

I feel I’m going hoarse from complaining about Murray and NMS and how this was literally a scam so this is going to be my last bit of bitching.

It doesn’t take a PR person to keep you from outright lying to your customers. Any decent developer already knows that.

Do you know how many games I have bought due to me being able to see a real person play a game I’m interested in but on the fence about due to the lack of good content to make a sound personal judgement? It’s a lot.

My recollection is that most DeLoreans only had the 85mph speedo anyway, so maybe he had no clue how fast he was going.

If you can’t trust chubby asian mid 00's Justin Bieber then who can you trust?

2 paragraphs in I looked up to see if it was.

I... really don’t like the PS Pro. It splits development for very little benefit, and it means that no one will optimize for the vanilla PS4 anymore, so we’ll have bullshit like the PC does where if a game doesn’t work on your hardware, they’ll just say “buy better hardware, stop being so poor” and that sort of goes…

So, when you’re stoned out of your mind, it’s enjoyable? Makes sense. You have to figure that’s what the people had to have been who marketed it.

What if the game in question was hyped as being so huge as to be near infinite? If you’re intent on giving it a fair shot 50 hours isn’t a lot to realize the game isn’t what it was supposed to be and that you’re not going to come around to enjoying it.

If it takes me 25+ hours to get it playable post release because of crashing and another 20 to figure out all of the main features were lies? Shouldn’t I at least get a refund for what should be a lawsuit for fraud?

It’s totally ridiculous. The game remains an unoptimized mess and hasn’t seen an official release, how do they think it’s appropriate to be release DLC?

I can imagine it. I bet there is in game code for multiplayer too, but...

Oh but your paying for the experience guys! It’s such a great experience and everybody complaining about the lack of content just doesn’t get it! It’s such a unique indie experience it really is!

The only thing funnier than all the anger over this game are the people who still have not realized that it is an early access game sold at full AAA retail price.