When I released the tether and she floated up, my girlfriend whispered; “Go with God, mother fucker.”

Agreed. I find this article to be a tad extra sensitive on the topic. Mulder is clearly not incredibly familiar with the topic and explaining it can be confusing and mildly uncomfortable to some. Especially in a fantastical sense to a very confused were-monster who’s somehow Australian. To the general public this can…

It’s a show about monsters. I didn’t get that the writer was trying to draw a parallel between monster and trans* at all. Mulder fumbled his explanation and it felt appropriate. He’s a forty something year old cis guy that watches a shit ton of porn. He’s not going to get it 100% correct but he tried. The writer…

It’s a complete copout, because it’s obvious the writers and devs had no idea what the ending was going to be when they began the story. Nothing leads up to it, there’s no foreshadowing or etc. It’s just really obvious they had no idea how to end it but wanted some sort of “difficult choice” at the end, and so just…

One of our original headline suggestions was "Fuck This Fucking Guy, Seriously"

You would be able to see the Steam sales numbers from fucking Mars.

Are you even legally allowed to have a medieval RPG without a fireball spell?

And also has never heard of Google.

What an adorable little naive idiot. Google, man, google

In other news: singer has been rescued from having survived the past 4 years living under a rock.

I don't know why people constantly make this argument. The classic Genesis trilogy of games were FULL of speed-killing platforming sections. Heck, arguably the most entertaining level in Sonic 2 was the casino slot machine, which required you to be slow and precise.

I can count the Xbox one games in looking forward to on one hand. Ps4 games I'd need at least my 2 hands and another 3rd mystery hand.

wait.... The Xbox one hasn't been able to capture pics or vids? We've had that on the ps4 since launch lol. So glad I made the switch to Sony this gen. Really wish microsoft would get there heads out of there asses and release some decent exclusives.... Would love to get one later on but by the looks of there 2015…

If Kanye says he never loved Amber, all she has to do is play My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy at the highest volume. That album is literally an ode to that relationship. So, he can say it, but it's already committed ON WAX that he'd be lying. She wouldn't have to say shit, really.

There's a review on Steam that reads something to the effect of "I tried to build a catapult to fire a bomb, instead I built a bomb that fired a catapult."

"Doctor, you should probably be on me like whiite on riiiiiiiice"

My favorite is "How will I explain this to my children?"

Oh no, she doesn't want to do something that's part of her job description. She doesn't have to be sunshine and rainbows 24.7, but a film premiere is a pretty standard place to act like sunshine and rainbows when part of the job is promoting a movie and interacting with fans.

The problem is in assuming that ever happened at all.