Oh man someone call 1996, they’re gonna blow their top over that sick burn!

truly incredible collection of comedic talent

I absolutely do say “sym-bee-otic,” and so will you if you want to live under this roof.

When you were eight, your mom spoke a lot in front of you about having orgasms?

Huh? Like I don’t care about ASMR either, but how is someone hurting me by liking it themselves?

Quentin only cared about the condition - of her toes.

Just announced for Thanksgiving, 2039:

Chevy Chase once gave an awkward, uncomfortable performance in an airplane bathroom with Eartha Kitt.

When will people stop being shocked that many writers and directors are autocrats with control issues?

That would be the dumbest thing Apple could possibly do with Netflix, which is why I could see them doing it. 

What computers?

“endless, dispiriting pivots to video by major media organizations”

Kinja didn’t happen in 2017.

My Vote goes to:

(Dis)Honourable mention goes to Kinja.

I like Chris Evans’ version of method acting much more than Jared Leto’s.

And a black trenchcoat....for theatrics.

Guns! The cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems!

Yeah they really blew it

Er... come again?