Meanwhile all the responsible people who got vaccinated in the spring, learning they could’ve gotten free shit if they had acted like stubborn, selfish assholes:

Great, can’t wait for you fucking bastards to block the stars so we can see more ads.

God fuck this shit with rusty chainsaws all around.

How about leaving the crotch monkeys at home until they are old enough to behave themselves and not screech for an entire flight? So no, I am not cutting parents any slack at all.

Probably like a Banana Slug.

Blame the parents, not the touchscreens or the kid. It is called Education.

I know it’s hard to say from just a press drive, but did it strike you as a vehicle that you will still see on the road in 10 years? Do you think someone could conceivably own one of these well past the point it’s paid off — say, 10-15 years, or maybe more? Did you get the impression it was something seemingly built…

It’s becoming clear that our Nation is replete with selfish, dangerous morons who make terrible choices.

Just be careful if you accidentally go down an Employees (sorry, Cast Members) Only corridor!

Maybe they’ll have a coupon day?

But if you split the room among two couples, there’s a pretty high chance you’re going to have to listen to your friends have sweaty cosplay sex after lights out.

Fun fact: Russian rockets light their upper stages before dropping their first stage. This is why they have an open grid structure for the interstage — so the exhaust has somewhere to go.  It’s wild.

I don't know what the "proper" procedure is, but the most appropriate procedure can't be implemented until airliners are fitted with airlocks.

The only possible conclusion is that violently unruly passengers are now such a large demographic that airlines can’t afford to alienate them.

If his parents had $2,000,000 in liquid assets he wouldn’t be flying Frontier lol.

I was going to say Disney, but it’s mostly the same thing

I’m okay with sending them down the Niagara River in a barrel.

LOL wut?

Based on all the pre built Dell PC breakdowns on youtube they are doing you a favor not shipping you one.

Famous pedo guy Elon Musk? The pedo guy who fought for the right to call anyone a pedo guy and get away with it? That pedo guy Elon Musk?