“The Auto Industry Is Cautiously Optimistic”

Hey Kinja, your irrelevant autoplaying video that you shove at the top of every article is following me down the screen when I try to scroll past it on my iPhone, blocking the content that I actually came here for. Fucking cut it out.

I hate 2020.

The superpower of misdirection.

I respect the idea but does Kate Pierson even want to become a robot? That's a massive change just to hear Love Shack forever 

Right now, given everything, Ford should probably play up the fact that this guy:

That's because on the ride there the parents started talking about how the kids both ended up as blondes

Pffft, my whole interior turns into a bed.

Another idea stolen from Nash.

It occurs to me now this is also a question where a Prius is the answer.

It is not “impossible.” If we had strong national leadership and started immediately with a 100% requirement for masks in public, we would be looking at very few cases. Unfortunately, this is America and no one can be told what to do. This is a respiratory illness. Wearing a mask reduces the risk of a positive person…

neutral: big business be like

?? Our economy is both broken and a surreal joke.

Well aren’t you a special snowflake. Why don’t you go attend a Trump rally without a mask and celebrate your specialness.

Well, now you have to name the car Morgan, and get Morgan Freeman to narrate your Changli videos.

There seems to be a HUGE disconnect between these so-called “comeback”stories and reality. The reality is that we are barely getting into the eye of the storm of the virus. It has not gone away. Numbers are rising. The 2nd wave is probably going to be a lot worse. And somehow we are in comeback mode? None of that adds…

When people believe that wearing a mask is “giving in to fear” and “letting the virus win,” we’re in for a long year.