Lets hope they could afjord insurance coverage for something like this.

“GO HOME FLORIDA! YOU’RE FREE!”

That header image looks familiar. Somebody’s been to Epcot.

Don’t worry, the GTC’s already on it:

When reached for comment, a delegation from the Galactic Trade Commission had this to say:

Volts are pretty good, yo.

The Army has fitness standards.

Maybe because the military has far stricter rules of engagement?

The ASVAB was too hard

Any video of someone on the scooter barricade singing a song of revolution? Seems like that would make the ordeal less miserable.

“Give us your feedback in the comments, and we’ll keep making tweaks to make the experience better.”

Username checks out

He seriously thinks he’s some big “strong man” in doing that photo op. Who looks at that lump of lard and thinks “Yeah, he’s the epitome of strength.”.

It’s almost as if another major super power wanted Trump to create this chaos and Trump was beholden to the leader of that other super power.

I wonder how long until the rest of the world starts to put sanctions on us?

They should do this test with cats and see how many of them try to light the box on fire.

Too bad he did not follow his idol, and put a gun to the head and shoot himself.

Regrettably, the Changli was swept away in a slightly smaller than average downpour and never seen again.

those are extremely douchy glasses