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And they've forever ruined Hawaiian Shirt Friday. That's unforgivable. 

I thought they were the master race with the biggly bestes, most powerful culture. Why in hell do they have to use cultural appropriation to name their shit? Boogaloo, Hawaii - what’s up with that?

“Guys as soon as you get your $1200, DM me and we’ll start the Civil War. Tony is bringing sandwiches.”

G****mnit. Does this shit ever end?

How can people still be out in the streets with signs declaring this whole thing a hoax? How can you believe anyone would want any of this to be happening?

Come on guys, you get a dog you are LEGALLY obligated to buy a Subaru

Speaking of being sober, what are the bets on Mayor Goodman having been totally sauced during this interview?

Why are you sober? Ferment your own pee if you have to. Go blind drinking rotgut if you have to.

Nothing can go wrong......nothing

I'm not going to watch it, so anyone knows if Cooper asks her ar any point "so what the fuck IS your responsibility?"

Guest starring Carolyn Goodman as Kai Winn.

I think we should just roll the dice and just have this civil war. Fuck it, it’s time. Words and reason aren’t working a we’re wasting time with shit like this.

I would argue that gyms are the least essential and worst businesses to reopen. Unless you move everything 6 feet apart, abolish things that require spotters, and replace people’s (mandatory) face masks as they get wet and ineffective, everyone is going to get sick. People have managed to exercise and stay fit for

I hope companies and institutions realize how much more productive some workers are when working from home and don’t force them back into an unnecessary commute that takes a significant amount of time and causes an equally unnecessary amount of pollution. Companies could benefit from the extra office space to give

because it took an entire year to do that. We’re over 50k deaths from covid in just a couple months, and theres no vaccine. get some fucking perspective already.

Neutral: I hope working from home becomes much more commonly allowed at companies. Even letting people work from home 2-3 days a week would be fantastic. There’s no reason many of the work force NEEDS to be in office.

I would like for us as a country to embrace a future-looking view. Our collective obsession with the halcyon days of yore has lead to every annoying thing from the Tea Party to a remake of Poltergeist.

Go find a better job as an unskilled laborer if it’s so bad.

Wishful thinking. By Spring of 2021, everything will be back to business as usual.