How else are they going to validate your TPS reports unless they stand in your cubicle, Bill?

Since it appears we won’t get Socialism this time around because of the old people, I highly recommend spreading the disease to as many people as possible to purge the OK Boomers.

Fortunately, I only have one show a year and there is a lot of technical discussions and the like when things calm down at the booth. But regardless, I get home and the family is jealous that I got a vacation and I’m just burnt out.

Love it. Would drive. But the shag needs to go - getting sand and seaweed out of shag would be an exercise in futility. And man would it smell. I’m seeing some water-proofed hard wood flooring maybe? Make it look like the deck of a ship. 

...I’m pretty sure I got an STD from looking at the pictures. At the very least I’m going to need some Purel.

Tirates.

As others have mentioned, dirt in the desert isn’t necessarily dead just because no macroscopic plants — grass and upwards — is growing and no animals are obviously walking around or burrowing. The term of art is “cryptobiotic soil” where the life is hidden or microscopic or otherwise inobvious, and its structure is…

This points out the HUGE problem we have with society here in this country right now. For years and years if there were signs that said stay out we stayed out except for a few asshats that would not abide. But now with YouTube and Instagram and a young generation of people that have never been told no this problem has…

It’s a stretch to assume that the United States will exist by the year 2024. 

My God. Trump is the product of the winning sperm? I’d hate to meet the loser.

The new paint scheme, like the administration itself, perfectly represents modern America: tacky, stupid, greedy and tasteless.

But if it were real, it would be spectacular.

Tesla announced their garbage truck months ago. 

Oh my.

Buc-ee’s, not even a contest.

According to my family, the biggest contributor to harmful earth shattering gas in my car is the tailpipe located in the driver’s seat.  

Meanwhile, I’ve pretty much given up on ever getting out of the grays after a decade of trying.