Buc-ee’s, not even a contest.

According to my family, the biggest contributor to harmful earth shattering gas in my car is the tailpipe located in the driver’s seat.  

You should see the dress that plane was wearing.

Meanwhile, I’ve pretty much given up on ever getting out of the grays after a decade of trying.

While I don’t think it happened, let’s all take a moment to sit back and think,

If they still exist in 30 years 

Well, fuck.

Because America is a monarchist dictatorship now and the Royal Family does whatever they want...?

If your Sony car dies, does that make it a Walkman?

This is absolutely correct. Name another factory hybrid with a manual (clutch) transmission. Will never happen. And we scorned it. We deserve the world we live in.

That’s because it looks like crap.

How about we let the Iranians launch a cruise missile into Mar-a-Lago and call it even. 

Relevant.

Tell every trump humper you know to head to a recruiting station.

Congratulations, the crooked idiot you elected as president just committed an act of war.

I’m fucking tired of this bullshit that just everyone can learn high tech and engineering and science.

He’s gone Rouge. Probably best he got out of Japan, they would have given him the Maxima sentence.

Oh no. Stop. Come back.

We’d like to promptly announce we are pulling all operations out of Washington state. - BMW.