“that the lobby is “down the hall and to the left.” Oddly enough, Kevin takes a right.” Because Kevin knows Trump is a liar. 

Maybe your advice about how terrible Amazon is would be taken more seriously if your pages weren’t covered with affiliate links to buy products from Amazon.

Conservatism is a disease.

So Turning Point USA is the Republican version of Hitler Youth?

Over to science correspondent, Morbo, for comment:

I saw a guy in a jumpsuit and he had two robot puppet things with him... they talked through the whole movie.

patching movies is the meme of this decade

I can't believe they are already replacing all of the unfinished hands with walkie talkies. 

I’d like to think that the state of security today, with sandboxed applications, encrypted hard drives and randomized address spaces, is a direct consequence of software engineers watching Trek in the 80s and 90s, saying, “Well let’s make sure THAT can’t happen,” and then going to work.

Doesn't that describe every "influencer"?

This is America and only godless socialist SJWs commies address and fix problems.

The automatic doors opening for flying chunks of debris was a nice touch

Pretty sure he just won Floridaman Bingo.

“What is my purpose?”

So. Another Boeing product that can’t make it to the proper altitude. 

I read that whole quote. I’m pretty sure I lost 10 IQ points as a result.

There will definitely be a reckoning.

The ownership rights of powerful billionaires must be preserved against the unlawful duplication of their law-decreed property, AS decreed by the laws that they used their wealth and power to influence government to pass!

Ford has a recall page where owners can enter their VIN numbers