The automatic doors opening for flying chunks of debris was a nice touch

Pretty sure he just won Floridaman Bingo.

“What is my purpose?”

Ford has a recall page where owners can enter their VIN numbers

You have to text them, they are only paying attention to their phone

Nissan Versa hands down

The thing you need to understand about David is, he’s just... wired differently. He lives for these quests.

We’ve never lost David Tracy in the mountains of Colorado and we’re sure as hell not gonna lose him on my watch! Failure is not an option.

In today’s dollar, this would be about $52k. People complaining about cars being more expensive now than before, while somewhat valid, are neglecting that we’re getting more features, power, and efficiency than ever. It’s not that cars are too expensive, it’s that our wages aren’t increasing proportionally.

Their you halve it. An other peace, wear the average, person demonstrates they’re inability, to, write, affectively. You’re points are valid, but still, its a shame to sea.

Ew!

For immediate release:

You already know the answer...

CROSSFIT GYM!

“But a second argument in favor of doing such a thing is the inherent versatility of a range-extender.”
^This. I’m a little worried the auto industry pendulum is swinging too hard towards all-electric. The Volt powertrain isn’t obsolete, it was just in the wrong kind of chassis for today’s tastes. Put the Volt…

Go fuck yourself. 

::HUFF:: ::PUFF:: ::wheeze::

Is it possible that kids are just interested in different things, and loud cars were his generation’s thing?

carpet-bomb coal-fired power plants in the developing world