pretty mad tbh

“You can buy it in any color you want, so long as its black, white, grey, or red. Blue if you show up early” -not Henry Ford  

OK, Boomer.

Neutral: The CAFE exemption for “light trucks”. Anything that can help put an end to bro-dozers and 18 kajillion varieties of the same giant SUV would be great.

Lost?  You should see the other guy. And by guy I mean pedestrian. 

I blame coffee. Coffee and the enlistment bonus.

Is it just me, or does Mach-E sound like one of the robots in the WALL-E universe?

Of course it did. Because the goal of capitalism is to extract as much money from you as it can while paying you as little as possible for your labor.

If it doesn’t look EXACTLY like the pictured concept, then I’m out. I’ve waited too long for this damn thing.

I was never someone that was a hardcore Disney aficionado, but even as an adult I had a huge amount of nostalgia for the parks and characters. But in the last several years I’ve just become so disenchanted that even something like this that probably is really interesting, just feeds into my growing unease with the…

Is Mickey packing heat? This is some old-school cyberpunk shit right here.  

I am going to blame the ground crew for not getting the tire pressure correct with a digital gauge on the left main gear causing it to skid.

Yeah... and you’d think by now, 22 years after the original Prius went on sale in Japan, that they’d have a hybrid option on vehicles like the Tacoma, Tundra, Sienna, Land Cruiser and Sequoia

what’s uh, the car equivalent of when Tom Paris takes the Cochrane past the warp 10 barrier?

Guess what? Nobody gives a fuck about your baby. Call your mom, tell her it's a girl, get on with your shit.

should’ve aborted that flight.