Lost?  You should see the other guy. And by guy I mean pedestrian. 

I blame coffee. Coffee and the enlistment bonus.

Is it just me, or does Mach-E sound like one of the robots in the WALL-E universe?

If it doesn’t look EXACTLY like the pictured concept, then I’m out. I’ve waited too long for this damn thing.

I am going to blame the ground crew for not getting the tire pressure correct with a digital gauge on the left main gear causing it to skid.

Yeah... and you’d think by now, 22 years after the original Prius went on sale in Japan, that they’d have a hybrid option on vehicles like the Tacoma, Tundra, Sienna, Land Cruiser and Sequoia

what’s uh, the car equivalent of when Tom Paris takes the Cochrane past the warp 10 barrier?

Why, do, I, use, excessive, commas,

What does the crash mean, though?

Guess what? Nobody gives a fuck about your baby. Call your mom, tell her it's a girl, get on with your shit.

should’ve aborted that flight.

Gonna risk the social justice points and just state that “gender reveals” are the dumbest thing ever.

Drugging children, that is silly. Stick ‘em in the hold with the animals in crates, that is what I say! :p

If you’re my mom, it’s wing flex.

Log cabin

I have yet to come across anything that tops this:

+1 Cleveland Steamer. Seems legit.

Worst thing I’ve ever seen while flying?