“patient had only minor injuries.”

A local mom used this 1 Weird Trick to make September auto sales seem lower than they really were.

Are you saying they falsified sales reports with This One Simple Trick™?

This is what happens when GM brass are beholden to shareholders. Capitalism run amuck caused much of this. Ironically, many of GM’s workers claim they love capitalism so much and yet don’t realize they themselves are being screwed by this loosely regulated system. And before some of you come for me, no, this isn’t a…

Blogging: A career where you can collect revenue by voicing the moral high-ground stance, while also collecting revenue through advertising the very thing you are against.

Simple, just Fix It.

They'll get to it as soon as the Santa Cruz is out the door.

People can enjoy things all they want, right up until it’s actively harmful to everyone around them. Driving giant gas guzzling SUVs because it makes you feel like a bigger person is actively harmful.

“But I like to sit up high!”

My (shit-stirring) aunt posed the “how did you ever become a Democrat” question to me in front of my (moderate but still Republican) family members. I looked her straight in the eye and responded “when I learned empathy for other people.”

Counterpoint: don’t do this. Unless you have reasons to want to get a replacement inside warranty period, ignorance is bliss when it comes to burn-in patterns. If you can’t see it during regular viewing, doing this will just make you aggravated for no reason.

If you would have told me three years ago that we would be discussing a lawsuit involving Elon Musk, pedophiles, underwater tubes, a phony P.I., and South African insults, I would have totally believed you.

BLADERUNNER!!!

Art Deco cars from the 30s definitely take the cake for best use of suicide doors.

Make the left and right guards each a different color.

They should design them to dissolve.

kamikaze mission straight into the side of schmuck mountain

Just sent $50 more to Warren. Hell, yes. This is the best revelation ever: Elizabeth Warren fucks. You are damn straight it fucking slaps. 

Hope that means I can get a good deal on a Tacoma