I’m surprised Ford never sold the Ka in the Boston area. The 6 years I lived near there, it's the only car anyone ever talked about. 

I am terribly disappointed that the fire hydrant is not spewing water 80 feet in the air and dozens of children have not come to frolic in it. Another Hollywood myth shattered.

The grass is surprisingly well kept at that junkyard.

Heckuva job on that new lubricant, Grismond!

Clearly, the driver wasn’t Penske material.

Unfortunately he was driving a Penske, and insurance only covers this sort of thing with a Ryder.

I've never even heard of a Category 5 shitstorm before!

I ♥ SCIENCE!

Never. Never talk about your personal life to anyone at work except the most supercial things.

Looks bad. I’m gonna make my own Moon movie. With blackjack... and hookers. In fact, forget the blackjack!

At Applebee’s they make ‘em wear lots of Solar Flare...

Low grade beef all around. 

Unless you are Trumpity Dump Dump, you have to have a permanent filter in place. It’s a bizzaro mirror world where because one blatantly racist dementia victim with a massive persecution complex and a deeply deserved ingrained inferiority issue has been elevated to “president”, every other person running against him…

alas “the right thing” has been pretty roundly brutalized of late.

If anyone knows about long walks on the campaign trail to get at least that key Appalachian vote, it’s this guy.

“. . . one of the hardest-hit areas, was inhabitable.”

How is it that no one, not a single person in this world, will stand up and tell him “No.”? This doesn’t make any sense at all.

The stink lines really bring the whole composition together.

You'd think we'd get used to our president acting like a 3 yo on social media but it's just not happening for me. I really want to strike him in his puffy, pouty lips.