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They took the the Mein Kampf test instead.

Kind of a...bathyscarf.

“Hello young children. Today I’m going to t— put down the fucking markers, Jazzmyn-Albuquerque — today I’m going to teach you all about gamma-ray bursts. Sometimes a certain strain of dying star undergoes a catastrophic collapse following a supern — Jaxxyon-Alameda-County-Dubrovnik Smith, don’t you dare use those

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At this point there is no ambiguity, no question: You either support fascism and the fucking nazi administration or you want to get rid of it whatever it takes. You don’t get to stand in some middle ground. They’ve drawn the lines pretty clearly, and we need to get rid of these fucks out of office and make sure none

That’s not true; I’ve already put in a request with our Chronographic Restitution Department, and they’ve agreed to credit your account seven extra minutes. You’re welcome.

Given Trump's business record and the recent economic news, it's only a matter of time before he starts stripping the US for parts and selling it off. I hope Greenland buys my community. Being part of a civilized country might be nice. 

Ho-leee crap...

Her Secretary of peace.

I did this once, and 18 months later, boom! Dead battery. Never again.

As a millennial with kids and a mortgage, my life is a constant recession prep exercise.

What? No!

If you like Trump then you’ll love the tens of thousands of other amphetamine addicts with the same energy and same speech-making ability!

That’s exactly what they want. So they can either A) declare martial law or B) draft the people into a militia and fight their self-created revolution. And guess who owns and supports unrestricted ownership for weapons of war? And who do those same people support?

Yeah, they should tell that to George Zipp.