It would have easily made 400 miles if it didn’t have to lug around all of Elon’s baggage.

Phew! Looks like the worst is behind us.

Sherman should have finished the job.

I prefer moccasins fashioned out of oily rags and discarded Halloween costumes.

The middle of California is exactly where you want to exceed 100 mph.

5th Gear:

Have you tried dimming the lights and putting on some Barry White?

Third Gear: Does this still mean the Santa Cruz is still going to be a thing?

This is good Boatlopnik.

Neutral:

The roll cage has been replaced by a MyPillow.

The only reason people are getting tested is because they might see a crash.

Geico isn’t cancelling any policies for non-payment, so that’s something.

Carnival's been doing that for years.

The Libyan’s are the ones you really need to worry about.

I prefer baggy pants.

Nobody wears pants anymore.

It’s not a car, it's a lie with wheels.