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Germany Warns U.S.: Don’t Let Russia Build Your Executive Branch or Else

Insanity Later

It’s called Cheesing.

I’ll never understand why this car continues to get such an icy reception.

These are the actions of a person who is aware of their own crapulence.

🖐️Why does everyone keep asking if I’m senile? 👆I’d never go to Africa to see some shithole river!👋 But I have a lot of black friends over there👌 (unlike Crooked Hillary), 👇believe me. ✌️They even built me the bigliest pyramids because I’m so amazing 🖐️(and not at all bald and impotent). SAD!👍

There’s nothing like being exposed to the elements in your exposed Element.

I’m Chris Hansen with Volkswagen Group and we’ve been desperately trying to make up for our emissions scandal by offering compelling electric vehicles.

That’s not her father. It’s impossible.

The bill collectors are easily startled, but they’ll soon be back, and in greater numbers.

You know what would be super awesome? Removing the Facebook share buttons and any code of theirs on this site.

Shhhh! What happens in Friendship 7, stays in Friendship 7.

I’m sure the Smithsonian would love to have a NASA sex teepee.

AT&T’s brand is offensive content.

The third rail supplies the JD Power.

Yosemite Sam mid-transition to zebra?

Every. God. Damn. Motherfucking. Day. This moron finds a new abyss to drop the bar into.

Biometric security is good, but I hope they have a good two factor system in place.