What, you don’t like having the power cut right when you need it most with no easy way to override traction control?

There are not enough stars in the universe for this. Anything to get the Tacoma's fuel economy out of Canyonero territory would be welcome.

If this is supposed to be the Passport of my dreams, I hereby renounce my citizenship.

I think it'd be more accurate to call this the pre-WWIII era. 

That thing sank Like A Rock ™.

But is he mentally Fit to stand trial?

Be careful. The Great Whites in South Africa have diplomatic immunity.

Florida: Where Audi’s, grandparents, rational thought, and dreams go to die.

No dealership would be complete without a bag of dicks.

I say we start a GoFundMe for all of the people unwittingly injured by these things.

Not enough cash?

Looks like they lost their cool.

Second Gear: Hyundai would be in a better place if they just actually built the Santa Cruz. But noooooo. Everyone apparently wants some bro-ed out monster that costs 50k and gets 10 mpg.

Downtown Disney. The Fort Wilderness/Bay Lake area has better boats, but there's not much of a piloting challenge there since it's mostly open water.

Buses are the backbone of the system for two reasons:

As former WDW transportation (watercraft) cast member:

As someone who learned to drive in Orlando, one does not simply “merge” on to I-4. It’s more of a vehicular kamikaze maneuver punctuated with copious amounts of profanity and/or prayers to various deities.

It checks out with my sources*.

Miami Driving Tip: You should already be moving when a light turns green. Failure to do so will result in a friendly local adding some “speed holes” to your rear window.

Are we there? Nyet!