All the cool kids have their Boeings knitted by a struggling poetry major on Etsy.

Dumping in the ocean only works for deep cycle marine batteries.

Cuba

I didn’t even know you could tow anything with a mobility scooter, but apparently it’s quite possible.

I’m just surprised to see the fascist vehicle in the left lane for once on the 101. Having to pass on the reich side just feels like a crime against humanity.

I found it to be lacking the Insight you normally get with Honda comments.

Nightmare at 20,000 footsies

It’ll be replaced with a second Focus, probably electric.

His nose ran when parked.

There’s no way a story that starts like this can end well.

We choose to go to the bird feeder! We choose to go to the bird feeder in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because winter is coming; because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our nuts and berries, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one…

It's not a cult.

One speed bump in the Chuck E. Cheese parking lot and it’s game over.

Maybe the owner bought it and was incredibly excited to own a 1993 Plymouth Sundance. So excited that they had a heart attack after 94 extreme (to the max) 1993 Plymouth Sundance miles.

This epidemic isn’t limited to smartphones since any calculator can display 80085.

Imma let you finish, but he’s the voice of a generation.

You’ll see Chuck's dick first, but it takes a while for the sound to catch up.

Pessimism ≠ Realism