“OK Tesla, drive me to Union Station.”

As someone who has spent way too much time studying climate change and the relationships to various Earth systems, I feel the need to point out how dangerous the last line of your comment is.

The success of electric cars is good.

Logistics Are Musk's Enemy

They were they only ones on the lot.

So, like some kind of zone for autos?

Seeing as how the balanced breakfast program just created a generation of ultra-strong super criminals and midnight basketball taught them to function without sleep... we might want to reconsider giving them access to high performance vehicles.

Neutral: A comfortable bed and a hot plate. Stocked with as much Government Cheese as possible.

Yes, the elusive Goodyear Integrity. Hard to believe only four were ever made.

THIS! I hate passing on two lane roads because it always turns into some kind of pissing match.

Some broad gets on there with a staticky sweater and, boom, it’s “oh, the humanity!”

The focus groups decided against it and marketing told us millennials hate vowels.

The little bird was brutally tackled/beaten because the flight was overbooked. It is now on the no-fly list after a lengthy strip search.

Accounting: “Take your pie in the sky hippie crap and stow-and-go it way up your ass.

Portrait of the Designer:

All we are is rust in the wind.

“It’s your kids, John. Something’s gotta be built to seat your kids.”

Whale oil can't melt iron beams!

A Lexus? On the high seas? This can only end one way.

These new Cosby Mysteries have really taken a dark turn.