To me, Keating was Reclusive Crazy Billionaire Wayne, Bale was Poor Little Rich Boy Wayne, and Affleck is International Playboy Wayne. They all work.

To Catch A Thief is a better fit: French Riviera, cat burglars, chin dimples. . . .

Yeah, but he's a perfect Bruce Wayne.

I wanted to, but all I could afford was Charley Koontz.

It's like the Pretzel Wagon episode of the Simpsons. At the end, when the Yakuza and Mafia are fighting in the front yard, and Homer wants to watch because he knows the little Yakuza guy is going to do something cool, but Marge pulls him away and he misses it. That's Boba Fett. Watching him do cool shit would be…

Boba is mostly cool because he's threatening. I assume a solo movie would render him heroic and toothless.

Lost in all this is an old truth: in our system, it's supposed to be difficult for the state to take away someone's liberty.

I linked to the NYT article because its about the prevalence of the myth. I don't think the fact that sex offender recidivists are more likely to commit a sex offense than other recidivists is noteworthy; that's true of all offenses. Spousal abusers, drug dealers, fraudsters, counterfeiters: if they commit new…

Now, imagine that voice lecturing two prostitutes about Phil Collins. . . .

They are the offenders least likely to commit any new crime. The myth of sexual predators, stalking unseen through America and committing crimes at will with no punishment is based on old treatment programs that required offenders to admit to all past transgressions or face additional punishments. https://www.nytimes…

Sex offenders have the lowest recidivism rates of any offender class.

Here in Montana, it is not uncommon to hear anti-Native racial slurs, many of which are much worse than the DC team name. And I don't think I've heard anybody use that name as a slur, probably because its been so fully normalized.

Slight correction: its a partisan gerrymandering case, not racial gerrymandering.

Was it a poll of Native Americans, or a poll of Americans "whose, like, great-great-grandfather was a Cherokee wise man and shit, so I'm like 1/16 Cherokee, for reals"?

They're the same people who thought Kevin Garnett was scary and aggressive.

He's actually hundreds of leprechauns chained together, Gravity Falls-style.

He could play Wolverine, if the character was rewritten to be two Wolverines, one standing on top of the other. He's taller than Wolverine as depicted in the comics, is what I'm saying.

Until I read this review, I had always assumed it was Richard Hendricks, not Hendrix. Now I don't know what to think.

This is the problem with reasonable doubt: unreasonable people.

Clearly, what's happened here is that a guy with a more than slightly weird fetish for gluing labia together found a way to combine his fetish and his livelihood. He should be applauded and avoided at all costs.