And then, when they did get cell phones, they never worked, necessitating entering dark, abandoned warehouses and burned-out churches without backup.

A professional chef. . . . using drugs?!?! Now I've heard everything!

I started to nod off, but I rolled my eyes so hard at "Gwyneth Paltrow, Jessica Alba, Will.i.am" that the pain woke me right up.

You racist melon-farmer!

The people who decided to live there aren't being held personally responsible because they're dead. To the extent that their willingness to live there is weighed, that is reflected in the fact that the negligent slumlords are being charged with manslaughter rather than murder.

You can't consent to be the victim of a crime.

I would agree, but I'm not sure this action would be allowed. Presumably, prospective students aren't held to the school's code of conduct, and the prospective students relied on Harvard's promise of admission for housing, possibly employment, and definitely when deciding whether or not to apply to other schools. …

But it's not clear Harvard set up the group. Its like official vs. unofficial Facebook groups. I agree that if it is a Harvard-sponsored Facebook group, that changes the conversation.

But that's private speech between the college and the student. This was, apparently, private speech between students.

I agree it's unclear. But then imagine somebody said something anti-Semitic in a closed, private Lambda meeting on campus, or a faculty member made a racist comment during closed, on-campus union proceedings? I think the argument could be made that when Harvard grants students or faculty an environment of privacy,…

I think the issue here us that it was a private chat. However reprehensible, it wasn't public speech, and Harvard shouldn't be using private speech they aren't a part of to make these decisions.

Best read in Dana Carvey "Grumpy Old Man" voice.

Didn't a commenter here suggest that the hacker would leak this when he threatened ABC?

Sometimes that ad-lib approach works, eg, most Will Ferrell or Apatow movies. Here, it felt like they cut the funniest jokes and kept the safest "Disney" material.

Of course it won't die: it originated with attention-hungry shitheels, and the media continues to shower them with attention. Every time we get pissed off at their antics and condemn them, they like it. How have we not gotten used to what trolls are and what drives them? Think about it this way: every article about…

It's very similar to the core message of Angel: "If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do." On Angel, it answers a primarily moral question; on Rick and Morty, an existential one.

I admit this is totally insane of me to care about, but remember that until recently CBS had The Good Wife, Person of Interest, and Elementary. During that same period, NBC had Hannibal and a bunch of reality shows and Dick Wolf excretions. CBS's reputation around here is way worse than its (admittedly bad) reality.

Baller move.

I hate the name Aiden and it's rhyming siblings so much. Almost as much as I hate the name Nevaeh. I also hate children.

I miss Cribs. Rob Zombie's pirate house. The squalid living conditions of Jackass cast members. And I remember someone with a guest room that looked like a killing room- bloody writing on the wall, chains and hooks all over- where they would put passed-out-drunk party-goers to sleep one off.