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Every time I read that headline, I get a really gross taste in my mouth.

I agree, but for different reasons. RDJ stays at the top of Hollywood salary lists based, almost entirely, on the original Iron Man deal. That deal is sui generis in its generosity towards the star. He's a bad yardstick.

"May fall prey to that someday?" Will fall prey to. In fifteen years, you're going to be bitching about what today's kindergarten-aged kids believe. And they will find you old and out of touch, because your progressive beliefs are based are based on a different suite of values and developed in a different context,

That the audience sees a morgue attendant perusing a benign Google image search of Shetland ponies, and immediately assumes that he is a wannabe Shetland pony fucker, says way more about the audience than it does about the morgue attendant.

Honestly, if you take your meals with rats, willingly and purposefully, maybe not.

I know, I know, but. . . a restaurant for rats in a city where a square foot of real estate costs more than my weight in gold? Assuming the propreitors are lefties, which I think is a pretty safe assumption, couldn't they have dedicated their efforts to something that wasn't ridiculous and awful?

You know what? Maybe the conservatives are right.

Could you guys tone it down a bit on the Montanan bashing? Recognize that at least 44% of us woke up to our second 11/9 in under a year.

I can't fault your decision, but that's a huge cost difference.

There was a time before Star Wars?

I'd wager Trump has a solid pre-nup.

Thanks!

As one of the few Montanan commenters round these parts, I feel like I need to weigh in:

Michael Gaston. It's un-fucking-canny.

I know a lot of people have a kneejerk opposition to remakes, but The Beguiled sounds like the kind of remake that works. Instead of remaking classics, cult or otherwise, like Psycho and Point Break, filmmakers looking for a remake should focus on movies that had a good hook but were poorly executed and thus

Looks like someone stole some props from George Lucas' Willow vault.

I would argue that at death, ownership interest in your own body ceases, so you can't allow someone to eat it.

All of the villains in these movies are more interesting than Jack Sparrow. Discuss.

Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts purple monkey dishwasher!