I think the best choice would have been opening with Leia's funeral and a CGI open-casket. That could've worked.

An absolutely terrible one who lost a statewide election six months ago but is now poised for victory because the Democratic baby boomers decided to nominate an unvetted yodelling cowboy with no experience, no platform and tax problems because they got baked at one of his shows in the 70's. Another fine example of…

Ewww.
Sorry. That was a sexist, ageist reaction, and all involved deserve better.
What I wanted to say was grosssssssss.
Dammit, focus!
I think this project sou- *violently gags*
I quit.

The internet doesn't really hate Prometheus. It's just that, when it first came out, one guy was like, "That was a fun movie, but it had some serious plot holes, right?" And then the internet got caught in a cycle of one-upsmanship, and now it "hates" Prometheus. Late at night, when its done surfing porn, the…

If a pop tart is a sandwich, then so is lasagna. That way lies madness.

Current median house price in Missoula, Montana: $260,550. Missoula median household income: $41,968. U.S. median house price: $188,900. U.S. median household income: $51,939.

Ladies and gentlemen, NASCAR's four-time Winston Cup Series champion, Cooter Stones!

He's a blowhard, who's only becoming blowhardier, but I will say this: he's very good at titling his projects. Excepting Canadian Bacon and Fahrenheit 9/11, which I find too jokey. The Terms of My Surrender is a good title for a one-man show.

I agree that it sounds like what he's proposing could lead to criminal charges, but the flipside to that is how much he loves playing the martyr.

We can't. And frankly, we've always been pretty up-front about that.

Better Bond song than Casino or Spectre, at least.

I'm seeing her on the 8th. Can't wait.

The quality of the effects in that movie is surprising. Whoever was responsible actually did a pretty impressive less-is-more job.

SotL is famed as one of only three movies to sweep the "big five" Oscars, but what goes unmentioned is that it should have won the "big seven." Levine and Brooke Smith gave Oscar-worthy performances themselves. Smith, especially, established a complete character arc in three short scenes: from drop-out,…

Would that we were so lucky.

I get my passwords from CD catalog numbers (IslandCD5431) or the periodic table (Helium#2). Easy to remember and to keep in view without suspicion.

White male: Anthony Stewart Head
Non-white male: Benedict Wong
White female: Hayley Atwell
Non-white female: Christine Adams