Also, highly intoxicated, I bought at sub at Wawa at 2am on the way home from partying (that part a relatively common occurrence). Drove home 15 minutes (yeah, I’m an idiot). Ate it. Then drove back 15 minutes (a huge idiot) so I could tip the woman who made it for me $20 because it was the best sub I’d ever eaten.…

I bought a bulletproof vest. No rational explanation. I’ve never been anywhere close to the streetz.